"Because you want to? Look I’m totally flattered, but I’m clearly not a lesbian.”

{ ✔ };; “Wait- no no no no. I am not a lesbian just because you think that I was staring at you. Not at all, no.”
❝Why are you staring at m——
Is this your seat or something?❞

{ ✔ };; “Me? Staring at you? Oh come on, why’d I stare at you?”
(Source: periculosumsarchive-blog)

{ ✔ };; “If you give me some money for it, I suppose it’s me.”
”If you get in bed with me after, I sure will give you some money
or under the shower, whatever you prefer.”

{ ✔ };; “There’s a hundert percent chance that I’ll do that for some money. Now, skinny dipping in your pool or what?”
”Obviously not on me, I am almost naked
maybe you can sell this pool.”

{ ✔ };; “I’m only getting in there with you if you promise me to pay me later on. If not, I’ll just leave straight away.”
”
Why are you not getting into the pool with me?”

{ ✔ };; “The real question here is where is my money?”
(Source: dominxxk-blog)